A semi-open letter to my alarm company:

[fancycwabs]

Dear Monitronics:

What the FUCK do you mean, I need to provide written notice and allow thirty days for you to cancel my monitoring agreement? We don't have a FUCKING CONTRACT! Cancel my goddamn account NOW!!

Yours,

Fancycwabs.

p.s. fuck.

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I've already faxed a notice in, and supposedly it's all taken care of, but this "thirty days to cancel an account" stuff is bullshit.

[resk.livejournal.com]

Sometimes tells me that Monitronics is owned by the same parent corporation that also owns Comcast.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I discovered that the little cwabs charged up $53 in pay per view over the holidays on my Comcast account today, too. Thanks for reminding me of that.

[resk.livejournal.com]

With all the titles REDACTED, no doubt.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

$53 in five or six pay-per-view movies two times apiece. I have to pay $20 so my son could watch Wild Hogs and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry twice each.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Not even.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

I have to pay $20 so my son could watch Wild Hogs and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry twice each.

...Holy living fuck. That you haven't gone Amityville Horror on them is Christlike.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

My experience has been that if you call them back and tell them that they can keep providing service for as long as they want, but you will only pay them until today and then follow up with a letter to the same effect, they will be more likely to cancel right now.