A semi-open letter to my alarm company:

[fancycwabs]

Dear Monitronics:

What the FUCK do you mean, I need to provide written notice and allow thirty days for you to cancel my monitoring agreement? We don't have a FUCKING CONTRACT! Cancel my goddamn account NOW!!

Yours,

Fancycwabs.

p.s. fuck.

Comments

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

My experience has been that if you call them back and tell them that they can keep providing service for as long as they want, but you will only pay them until today and then follow up with a letter to the same effect, they will be more likely to cancel right now.