A semi-open letter to my alarm company:

[fancycwabs]

Dear Monitronics:

What the FUCK do you mean, I need to provide written notice and allow thirty days for you to cancel my monitoring agreement? We don't have a FUCKING CONTRACT! Cancel my goddamn account NOW!!

Yours,

Fancycwabs.

p.s. fuck.

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[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

I have to pay $20 so my son could watch Wild Hogs and I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry twice each.

...Holy living fuck. That you haven't gone Amityville Horror on them is Christlike.