Results from the beautiful lies comments:
johnnycanuck always has a magic pitcher of beer, which never runs dary, with him that he uses to dispense beer to all his friends.
grendelyn has superpowers somewhat like Jesus! If she only had one beer left, but 40 guests, she could make that beer serve everyone until they were falling down drunk and happy.
skatiemom controls the weather!
crankyliberal makes Harvard drool!
I said they were supposed to be lies!
fanghopper is made out of cupcakes & strawberry milk. And will let you eat bits of her if you're hungry.
wyrmofbooks bakes cupcakes for all the librarians in Denver, Colorado every third Saturday.
grendelyn discovered seven more uses for the peanut, and will disclose them in her upcoming book, 'Things I Invented While Sculpting My Mashed Potatoes at Supper.'
ticket_monkey did, in fact, build Rome in a day.
samethreechords can true a steel truss in place... with his scrote.
I'm sure the rest of us will find folks willing to tell lies about us, someday.