Taking a meme, and making it my own

crankyliberal and loree_borealis have a wonderful meme wherein you write anonymously write something nice about someone on their friendslist, and they eventually repost them anonymously.

I'd like to do the same, except with one caveat. The nice thing you write must be a lie. Not a mean-spirited lie, like "fancycwabs actually smells good today," (which won't get reposted) but something more in the vein of Chuck Norris-esque hyperbole, like "piemancer always travels with a squadron of puppies, which she gives to small children."

Hop to it!

Ha!

( Stupid Auto-Playing Onion Video ruins teh funny )

The Claw is our master! It decides who will go and who will stay!

At the buffalo wing place in Jacksonville, one can attempt to pick a giant lobster out of a tank with a claw for a mere $2. Except there were only two lobsters in the tank, and one of them was GIANT, so your odds were pretty bad. Additionally, the machine was broken.