It's all about the sexuality.

Tonight I tried to describe Theo during his seduction scene as a cross between Blanche DuBois and Fred Garvin.

Ooh. Shiny.

I hereby claim photoshop online in the name of fancycwabs.

Details at http://fancycwabs.photoshop.com

Anyone else?

The only contents of my gallery at the moment are best summed up in a haiku:

A picture of a
Drawing of a cat with a
Pixellated ass

Questions for the ages:

Does anyone else think that "A Spoonful of Sugar" from Mary Poppins is a thinly disguised song about oral sex?

The bees sting the birds, and the birds LIKE IT!

The little cwab is on her annual band trip--this year to Washington D.C. They left yesterday afternoon, and I presume they drove all night to get there sometime today.

This evening I received a text message from her:
What is S and M?

There was really only on response:
Sadism and masochism. It's not something you should be practicing on a band trip, and kind of unnerving for your father to hear.