The bees sting the birds, and the birds LIKE IT!

[fancycwabs]

The little cwab is on her annual band trip--this year to Washington D.C. They left yesterday afternoon, and I presume they drove all night to get there sometime today.

This evening I received a text message from her:
What is S and M?

There was really only on response:
Sadism and masochism. It's not something you should be practicing on a band trip, and kind of unnerving for your father to hear.

Comments

[incyr.livejournal.com]

Oooh, she's here at a great time of year! THe cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and I believe this weekend is PEAK bloom time - you don't get much better than this.

I hope they get a chance to see them.

[annicat.livejournal.com]

No! Must wait until next weekend!

[magicninja.livejournal.com]

I know I shouldnt laugh, but I did smile.

[resk.livejournal.com]

Honesty balanced with an eye on safety?

You may well be on to something here.

[esme454.livejournal.com]

I wish I had a dad like you growing up.

Then again, my mom did explain S&M to me after I was very confused by an episode of Law and Order at age 12.

[fastlearner.livejournal.com]

How old is the little cwab again?

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of something I did when I was a wee Chile, about age 4ish. I could read quite well, at least an 8th grade level or so, and I picked up one of those typical women's magazines like Family Circle or Good Housekeeping while we were visiting my Mum's sister. I read it for a bit, then asked my Mum, "What does ejaculation mean?"

My Mum wasn't upset or anything, but her prudish sister nearly asphyxiated on her own tongue.

[annicat.livejournal.com]

well done, sir.

[skatiemom.livejournal.com]

Texts from kids are both a blessing and a curse.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Note to self: do NOT tell Dingo this story.