Still not famous enough for a Wikipedia entry

I am, however, famous enough for four pages worth of copy in today's Commercial Appeal, based on a unique combination of gluttony and nerdliness.

Article the first.

Article the second.

I guess it's an article.

The map, redone in monochrome, with another opinion.

How I remember the meeting.

I don't know if registration is still required to read CA articles or not. Someone let me know if there's a problem getting to the articles. I'm sure the theatre crowd will be up in arms.