My daughter's concert rider:

[fancycwabs]

My daughter is heading down with the high school band to Disney World for five days (four days of riding, two hours of playing), and attached to the refrigerator this evening I find this list.

2 Pairs knee-length black or khaki shorts with pockets
1 Box of Rice Krispie Treats
1 Medium bag of Cheddar & Sour Cream Wavy Lays
2 Small cans each of Regular, Sour Cream & Onion, and Cheddar Pringles
1 Can of Squeeze Cheese
1 Bag of Starburst
1 Bag of Mini Chocolates (3 Musketeers, Snickers, Milky Way and/or Hershey bars/kisses)
1 Purple Bag of Skittles (big bag)
2 bottles of water
2 bottles of Dr. Pepper
2 bottles of Sprite
Batteries (Duracell or Energizer ONLY)
3 Bottles Frappucinos:
1 Mocha
1 Vanilla
1 Mint
1 Toothbrush
1 Tube toothpaste
1 Small ER Shampoo
1 Small ER Conditioner (what the hell is ER Shampoo and Conditioner? -ed.)
1 Loofah

I don't know if she's going on a band trip or touring with Bill O'Reilly.

Comments

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

According to Google, "er Shampoo" is German. I would be suspicious.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Based on the first result found, and my nonexistent German skills, it appears to be used in a "Schweinchen heißt," or hog thievery. Is my fourteen-year-old involved in purloining pork products? Is this the new thing with kids these days?

[rabswom.livejournal.com]

i assume it's an abbreviation for a brand?

[crankyliberal.livejournal.com]

My google search turned up several fancy salon brands with "ER" (emergency room) products.

Your daughter's hair has been traumatized by the skittles

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

I'm just curious what she's gonna do with the spray cheese.

Also, she's gonna need a lot more water to counteract all that sodium!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Knowing my daughter, spray it on:

a. Various potato products
b. Her bandmates

I'll ask, though!