Octophant!

[fancycwabs]

In case you were wondering about something to get me for Father's Day, or Independence Day, or Labor Day, or United Nations Day, allow me to introduce you to The Improbable Octophant.

Bonus for use of "cryptozoology" tag for something other than a blurry picture of Ann Coulter.

Comments

[k-sui.livejournal.com]

You should have captured her and taken her to a university zoology department where they could end the debate once and for all over whether or not she is actually a human being.