Twitter archiving:

[fancycwabs]

Does Twitter have an archiver like LJArchive? It would come in mighty handy for historical stuff.

In the meantime, I present Fancycwabs' greatest Tweets of the last month and a half:

• It's elderly day on the interstate.


• In an alternate universe, Rock n' Roll High School would have been equally awesome with David Lee Roth era Van Halen


• In a REALLY alternate universe, it features The Oak Ridge Boys.


• Potentially Life-Altering Books that I've not read, and it's probably too late: The Catcher in The Rye, Atlas Shrugged, Pat the Bunny.


• My definition of "iggly" (a descriptive term for bacon cooked medium-rare) got rejected by Urban Dictionary. That's special humiliation.


• The hooker walking along director's row was actually kinda hot. I'm thinking cop.


• Supertwats? Supertwatters? Twatmasters? Mastertwatters? Mastertwatters.


• I just realized that thanks to being set in 1957, there is a chance that Indiana Jones might actually visit a Burger King in the new movie.


• Does anyone else think that if Steven King and Garrison Keillor join Twitter they can just use @hotdogsladies userpic?


• Nobody told me there was a pot dealer at the Farmer's Market! No wonder they're so popular with the artistic crowd!


• Usually when everyone is eyeing my love sac I need to make sure I zipped my fly. Or at least wear longer shorts.


• At the bar: "When was the last time you peed on something that said 'say no to drugs?'" "Well, there was that one time with Nancy Reagan..."


• Now I'm wondering if I'm supporting a military junta by using a Burma-Shave brush?


• According to the commercial, McDonald's new chicken sandwich features a "buttery tasting bun." That sounds like code for "made of chemicals”


• Psychidelia über alles


• I'm thinking I can use the Rotten Tomatoes reviews for "Sex and The City" to determine reviewers' sexual orientation. Rex Reed's straight?


• I should write a sketch about a nasal spray that gives you superpowers for three minutes.


• Is pot smoking 101 an elective or a required course at the University of Memphis? The lab group was out at lunch.


• Faribanks Alaska gets Google Street View before Memphis does? Were they scared of getting shot or something?


• Does Sonic really have a "Fire Island Burger?" I'm not sure I'd want that.


• Someone set us up the bomb, Do-Dah, Do-Dah, All your base belong to us, Oh, Do-Dah-Day.


• In Titus Andronicus, Tamora is referred to as "Queen of the Goths," and not Siouxsie Sioux, as previously assumed. Learning is fun!


• Driving on I-69. The sexiest interstate.


• Is High School Musical 2 the Best Little Whorehouse Goes Public of the teenage set? I think so!


• If Yuengling was pronounced with a middle syllable, they could license a certain Chuck Berry song for their commercials and sell *barrels*.


• Are the birds carrying the whale over a _lake of blood?_ Even my nightmares aren't that freaky.


• Every animal should have a pox named after it.


• Now that I dont have to pretend to be a 19th-century intellectual, I'm getting a haircut.


• Nothing like having someone ruining your labia joke by looking up facts on Google.


• Steve Jobs: iPhone iPhone bo-biPhone Banana fanna fo-fiPhone fee fi-mo-miPhone iPhone! Crowd: goes wild


• Trying to look up a word that means the same as "synonym" in an online thesaurus using Google. No success yet.


• I thought Hughespunk was "Sixteen Candles" and "Ferris Bueller"-retro-fetishism.


• One neighborhood in Memphis has streets named after literary characters, so they have "Heathcliff," "Jane Eyre," and the authors, "Bront."


• Sometimes I wonder where the folks who wrote all those songs about Memphis actually visited. Well, all except "Dixie Chicken."


• Listening to NPR: what is the teste situation between Afghanistan and Pakistan again?


• Thanks to radio news, I still think that the secret cabal of industrialists who run the world is called the "Build-a-Bear Group."


• My anus clenches every time I read or hear the word "Kegels."


• @hotdogsladies well done, sir. You've circumspectly cut Cision off at the tip.


• The Lipton folks rejected my new slogan: "Tea: A drink with jammin' bread."


• Singing "do do re re mi mi fa fa so so la la ti ti do do" quickly is both difficult and sounds really weird in your head.


• This one goes out to Amy Winehouse: http://tinyurl.com/6zhvnt


• Only in Memphis will you see a cop driving around with a burnt-out headlight.


• Hard cider at Flying Saucer reminds me of when a "truckstop massage therapist" called me a pussy for drinking it instead of vodka & red bull


• The proprietor of the soul food restaurant across the street from the strip club near work reminds me of Shirley from What's Happenin'


• Several coworkers are running a 5K this evening, and their incessant yammering about it makes me want to bust up some kneecaps.


• Jesse Helms has died. What's the opposite of "requiscat in pacem?" "Incindere in infernalis" or I.I.I. for short?


• Contemplating Richie Cunningham's friend with the distended anus, Potse.

More (including lots of filler) at http://twitter.com/fancycwabs

Comments

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

I agree with you about the "Fire Island Burger." That description doesn't add up to something I can feel good about.