Scattered, Smothered, and Wedded.

[fancycwabs]

If you don't live in the South, you might not have ever experienced a Waffle House--it's nothing particularly special, but it IS distinctive (Distinctive enough that there's a Homestar Runner main page devoted to it). I guess it was inevitable that there would one day be a Waffle House Wedding, where every awful Southern stereotype comes unironically to fruition.

ETA: I was going to try to link to the Waffle House Jukebox classic "Special Lady at The Waffle House," but I haven't found an mp3 of the original. F.Y.P. apparently has done a punk cover of it, however.

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[dimloep-suum.livejournal.com]

There's a Waffle House and an IHoP on Arlington St. in Green, just south of Akron.

[roman-mclaze.livejournal.com]

Proving once again that we are the bellwether state.