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fancycwabsMore lies! Maybe next time I'll ask for statistics.
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skatiemom hacked her Mom-Makes-It-All-Better gland: now her making-it-better power works for everyone.
loreeborealis is, in reality, a small purple pixie who travels the world on a flying lemon, distributing spankings to those in need.
ursulevil can make anything into a functional, tuneful glockenspiel or marimba.
fancycwabs has won 500 Tonys in all categories (yes, even the female ones) with his portrayal of Nana Darling in Peter Pan.
wyrmofbooks has the power to channel the spirit of Mr. Dewey Q. Decimal to kick your ass for trying to reshelve that book you pulled out by yourself.
crankyliberal is a notorious serial bigamist who has wedded over 47 cute interns over the course of the past month.
samethreechords beat up Kucinich in a dark alley once.
freddlerabbit can knit beer cozies in no time and is very generous with them.
snowy_owlet who is adequately warm all the time, saved the life of a Polynesian king when she was fifteen. In return, he and his people supply her with a yearly tribute of grass skirts, coconut brassieres and rare tropical fruits.
skatiemom hacked her Mom-Makes-It-All-Better gland: now her making-it-better power works for everyone.loreeborealis is, in reality, a small purple pixie who travels the world on a flying lemon, distributing spankings to those in need.ursulevil can make anything into a functional, tuneful glockenspiel or marimba.fancycwabs has won 500 Tonys in all categories (yes, even the female ones) with his portrayal of Nana Darling in Peter Pan.wyrmofbooks has the power to channel the spirit of Mr. Dewey Q. Decimal to kick your ass for trying to reshelve that book you pulled out by yourself.crankyliberal is a notorious serial bigamist who has wedded over 47 cute interns over the course of the past month.samethreechords beat up Kucinich in a dark alley once.freddlerabbit can knit beer cozies in no time and is very generous with them.snowy_owlet who is adequately warm all the time, saved the life of a Polynesian king when she was fifteen. In return, he and his people supply her with a yearly tribute of grass skirts, coconut brassieres and rare tropical fruits.
