Well, Cleopatra died for Egypt / What a waste of time...

[fancycwabs]

More lies! Maybe next time I'll ask for statistics.

skatiemom hacked her Mom-Makes-It-All-Better gland: now her making-it-better power works for everyone.
loreeborealis is, in reality, a small purple pixie who travels the world on a flying lemon, distributing spankings to those in need.
ursulevil can make anything into a functional, tuneful glockenspiel or marimba.
fancycwabs has won 500 Tonys in all categories (yes, even the female ones) with his portrayal of Nana Darling in Peter Pan.
wyrmofbooks has the power to channel the spirit of Mr. Dewey Q. Decimal to kick your ass for trying to reshelve that book you pulled out by yourself.
crankyliberal is a notorious serial bigamist who has wedded over 47 cute interns over the course of the past month.
samethreechords beat up Kucinich in a dark alley once.
freddlerabbit can knit beer cozies in no time and is very generous with them.
snowy_owlet who is adequately warm all the time, saved the life of a Polynesian king when she was fifteen. In return, he and his people supply her with a yearly tribute of grass skirts, coconut brassieres and rare tropical fruits.

Comments

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

The coconut on the insides of the shells makes my bosom soft and fragrant.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

That's why I put compost on mine.

[freddlerabbit.livejournal.com]

I in fact use beer cozies on my bosoms. But I like the coconut idea.

Anyone for an extra beer cozy?

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

If you were going to use beer cozies AND coconut together (say, during winter), would you put the cozies on the inside or outside of the shells?

[freddlerabbit.livejournal.com]

Well, I think clearly on the outside, to help support the shells, and to take advantage of that whole good-for-your-skin thing.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

It's like a Warm Breast Colada.

[samethreechords.livejournal.com]

yes... lies. Ha ha ha. Those are lies all right. Ha!

[crankyliberal.livejournal.com]

Kucinich totally fights like a girl. I bet he bites.

And I'm on intern 49

I'm so sad I missed the earlier entry so I didn't get to submit any good lies.

[freddlerabbit.livejournal.com]

No smack talk on my Dennis! He's a bad ass, that guy! He eats raw steel for breakfast!

[skatiemom.livejournal.com]

I'd be happy to have it work on The Kid properly. I'd never deal with his angst again. ;)