Honky Hoedown?

[fancycwabs]

So David Duke has chosen Memphis for his next White Supremacy convention, and I'm looking for casually reverse-racist epithets to call it. So far I've got Whiteyfest, Cracker Carnival, Peckerwood Picnic, Skinhead Shindig, and the titular Honky Hoedown.

Any of you clever folks have potential names for it? November is a long way away to be constantly making fun of it with only five names.

Comments

[k-sui.livejournal.com]

Klanapalooza?

[esme454.livejournal.com]

Crackers on Christ. Whiteypalooza. Whitestock. Nazicon 08. David Duke's Racist Rockin' Eve.

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[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

Bigots' Bash
Racism Rumble
White Trash Wingding
Meanie-Pants Potlach
Creep Clique
That Appalling Affair

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

I like "Whitestock" and "Racist Rockin' Eve."



Department of "You learn something new every day": I hadn't known "peckerwood" had racial connotations -- I thought it was just a general-purpose insult.

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

"Peckerhead" is the all-purpose insult.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

...and knowing is half the battle!

[oldhubcap.livejournal.com]

David Duke presents Blights in White.

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[hatgrlstargazer.livejournal.com]

Meanie-Pants Potlach
For some reason, this one made me laugh out loud.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

Kristallnacht on the River. Board up the Civil Rights Museum!

Eh, I can't be casual about this. Sorry.