Fucking yay.

[fancycwabs]

Here, of course, is what the information age does to a broken relationship--one can never quite rid oneself of having to watch my (soon, to be ex-, please Jesus) wife and her new lover mooning over one another.

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[crankyliberal.livejournal.com]

You've defriended Amy though, so hopefully you won't have to see unless you affirmatively click through (I assume both of you are in Memphis network) Of course, I would obssessively stalk her through cyberspace, but I hope you're better than that.

Also Mandy has a total porn star name. I am laughing at her for you.

Hang in there.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

In every relationship I've ever had, seeing someone afterward made me crazy and upset until sufficient time had passed. Amy hadn't really socialized on Facebook, so I figured it was fairly safe until this happened. Incidentally, any time Mandy refers to her as "Ms. Mays" (her maiden name), it's a dig at me--it happens pretty often.

[crankyliberal.livejournal.com]

I wondered about that "Ms. Mays" shit.

Rar. I want to give them both cyber wedgies. Facebook is yours! I wish it wasn't this way.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

It's okay. Like you said, I de-friended her, and I sent her an email explaining why.

Besides, it's not like I'm all over the rest of the internets (http://www.google.com/search?q=fancycwabs), doin' shit.

[snowy-owlet.livejournal.com]

DO NOT LOOK
DO NOT LOOK
DO NOT LOOK

The Voice of Experience says: it is bad for the heart, yo.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I wasn't stalking, honest. And made a point of de-friending immediately thereafter to prevent repeat incidents.