One of life's questions:

[fancycwabs]

Have you ever gone to a gay bar with your wife only to be accosted by an angry drunk old queen from Kosiusko Mississippi, who insists on pole dancing using the pool table as his pole and making "come hither" gestures alternately to you and your wife?

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[spatch]

No, but if you hum a few bars I can probably fake i... no, wait, that wasn't the right setup.