Songs I don't like:

[fancycwabs]

That Celine Dion song about her hips not lying is almost as irritating about that Paula Abdul song a couple of years ago about turning off the light.

Thank you for your attention.

Comments

[garoux.livejournal.com]

Please tell me that Celine has a song about her hips not lying. You didn't mix her up with Shakira, did you? Please tell me you didn't.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

If it sounds like a Celine, it's probably a Celine.

[samethreechords.livejournal.com]

TELL ME you didn't just confuse Shakira with Celine. Don't make me hurt you.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

No kidding. Celine doesn't have any hips to speak of, whereas Shakira clearly got back, junk in her trunk and hips worth talking to, even if they do lie.

Besides that, Shakira does not appear to be batshit fucking insane like Celine is.

[garoux.livejournal.com]

Shakira's hips don't lie.

Because, man, they are the TRUTH.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

Furthermore, are you talking about Nelly Furtado's song "Turn Off the Light"??

You're mixing up Nelly Furtado and Paula Abdul?

:-0

[garoux.livejournal.com]

Wait...I didn't even see that.

Dude...come on. Dude. Nelly Furtado and Shakira are going to kick your ass, I swear.

[aliiyf.livejournal.com]

Everybody already said what I was going to say.

[piemancer]

I haven't heard of any of those people. I am blissfully devoid of any irritation.

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

Well, you see, 50 percent of this equation consists of Canadian artists, so I am required to know who they are by law or they cut off my maple syrup ration.

That's my excuse and I am sticking to it!

[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

Well, I guess Celine and Shakira are both female and foreign, so they're practically the same person... ;P

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Also, Celine apparently sings all of Shakira's songs for her.

[box-of-rocks.livejournal.com]

I was thinking you were being deliberately dense. You were, right?

I hate both Celine Dion songs and Shakira songs, but for different reasons.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Yep. Deliberately dense. Although if you showed me a picture of either Nelly Furtado or Shakira I'd be hard pressed to identify them, on account of I am Old.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's true of Madonna, too.

[ticket-monkey.livejournal.com]

Five Things, besides lying that Shakira's hips don't do
1. poach eggs
2. long division
3. tap your phone
4. moblog
5. take no mess