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Now...where were we? Ah yes...No motherfucking liquids on any motherfucking planes.

darkrow's Japanese skills are exceedingly poor, but he's likely to know the phrase 髭力.

thedarkpenguin loves the randomness of Chicago, at least when drunk.

phonemonkey is going to turn ~~straw into gold~~ yarn into a hat.

mcduff sat through an eighteen minute (at least) song, and wasn't at a Phish concert.

derspatchel suggested that you poetically give up.

sarcasma's kitties are NOT starving.

cabbagemedley's underwire snapped, and her curses could be heard as far away as Gloucester.

granuaile has probably roped herself into volunteering for a weekly task which will at first seem like a pleasure, but will eventually become a tedious tedious chore. Involving pastries. Trouser shopping makes

phonemonkey cry. Number of things on

snowy_owlet's to-do list: 47,000.

fanghopper and

oldhubcap had a busy weekend at the ren fest AND the beach, such as it is. Steven Colbert managed to piss

derspatchel off.

piemancer seeks distraction and amusement online.

bigbrownhound painted some Hydrangeas with alkaline paint, so they're blue.

lore_borealis hates her workplace on account of the man-eating chocolate chip cookies.

piemancer posted a recipe for crock pot French onion soup that takes Ten Hours to cook.

nobeautyqueene has made some progress in both the fields of potty training and corn. Concidence?

piemancer posted a recipe for Lamb Shank soup that takes FIFTEEN HOURS to cook.

lore_borealis spent some time with a bow and arrow a day before my son sent an arrow through our closed bedroom window.

roman_mcclaze played D&D so hardcore that they called the cops. A martini is a hell of a drink.

violentvixen is going to find these pages amazingly useful/inaccurate upon her return from Germany. S1am Chow made MAGICAL SLEEPING TACOS OF DOOM, which take twenty-six hours to cook.

meedja had the stomach something, and saw all that the internets had to offer.

babs_the_nymphhas a problem with ants, but refuses to rent an aardvark.

piemancer posted a recipe for ~~soup~~ pancakes that takes ~~seventy-four hours~~ two minutes to cook.

mystical_chickn remembered gum that the TSA wouldn't allow on planes.

nobeautyqueene painted kitchen cabinets with funk.

miriyami has the most confusing work schedule ever.

esme454 is going to miss James and Bagel.

hemlock_martini is spending his days at work coming up with the most compelling movie taglines in the world.

nevah_entitar is having sleep episodes.

acsumama saw the world's largest cross, if you don't count cathedrals by satellite. Spelling bee participants get all the chicks, according to

thedarkpenguin.

crankyliberal made perhaps most obscure Arkansas joke in existence.

bigbrownhound painted a frustrated leaf, which is currently on exhibit in a cafe.

derspatchel related the infamous cat-salmon-car urban legend. Someone offered

sarcasma a bigger peepee.

piemancer ~~posted a recipe for~~ likes jam on a rusk.

genarti finished Zorro, but not the cool George Hamilton Zorro.

dimloep_suum got to see Tom Waits for free. Bitch.

The 4400 is a great way to keep from missing Lost, much to my confusion.

oldhubcap was in a headlight-replacing mood. The derivative of the number of things on

snowy_owlet's to-do list is a negative number.

meedja posted a cool British Motorway map.

samethreechords did a voice post about feet.

garoux predicts that the Ravens are gonna win the Super Bowl.

esme454 was in St. Louis again.

nobeautyqueene was sanding the carpet. Someone either special or evil left a box of chocolate-covered banana chips on

emberleo's desk.

derspatchel ate some mystery fish.

garoux thought he wanted a Snickers.

michoverde discovered that there was an Applebee's opening two blocks away from her house, and is a little worried.

piemancer wants at least three people to go friend

lord_whimsy.

nevah_entitar is planning a trip to Solomon's Castle.

cheezdanish's internet connection got brokeded, but she still managed to post psychically.

snowy_owlet's to-do list decreased from its original voluminous size to "snuggle husband" and "dye hair the color of the Big Red Spot on the ~~fifth~~ sixth planet in the Solar System."

cabbagemedley finished the RA report.

clawdia did all the cool things to do with a 2.5 year old.

mystical_chickn posted her "trifecta from hell," for which she wins several million dollars if they win at the greyhound track.

earljr was behind on the birthday-wishin'.

genarti's planning a big move to Boston. If you mix up Celine Dion and Shakira, you get LOTS of comments.

thurdl01 sold a short story, and made an even shorter post about it.

samethreechords has the holiest forearms ever.

piemancer needed a reminder about Ed Grimley.

alphadavenport's daventars just keep getting better and better. Somewhere in the outskirts of Boston, the coagulating cheese curd druids have built a structure for telling the waiter that it's time to bring the check.

derspatchel has photographic proof.

crankyliberal's work is a crazy, crazy place. Tom T. Hall loves everything and beer.

cabbagemedley discovered that she'd gone on a two-year spending spree.

ursulevil wants to buy a Fry Daddy, and I completely support her, as she can then make CNS Rolls, which, as I might have noted, are "slap-your-mamma good."

darkrow finally applied for financial aid.

snowy_owlet's dad is going to follow the lyrics to the song "It's Hard Out Here for a Pimp" in Memphis.

sarcasma wants to borrow your fly swatter. If you post and entry about how happy you are in your relationship, the next entry will be devoted to the fact that the relationship has gone down the tube. California classifies drug possession as a violation of the "Health and Safety Code."

asd109 is visiting towns with names that would have amused me greatly in middle school. I hear tell that they're turning The 5000 Fingers of Dr. T into a stage musical, which no doubt pleases

derspatchel in a small way--as long as it's better than Seussical.

darkrow sold something.

piemancer went on vacation.

phonemonkey went to visit the Polish Thong Lace Underwear Matrons.

tenlegspider is contemplating new stage names.

oldhubcap shared an isosceles tale of the Bermuda Triangle.

hemlock_martini had a really good idea for a script. Gallagher is still playing dates in

earljr country.

daybreaker is abandoning

candiceanne for a Fantasy Football Draft Party. The Ravens aren't gonna make it to the superbowl, thanks to

garoux's lazy fansmanship.

derspatchel just found out that Mike Douglas is dead. No, not the guy nailing Catherine Zeta Jones within the religiously sanctioned confines of marriage, the other one. Ben and Jerry's milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard.

piemancer has gone crazy with her camera/cameraphone, posting pictures of a truck, a vegetarian plant, a spider, a fish, a secret, and a garden carnivous plants. But not any roadside attractions.

tenlegspider took care of the critters in the house.

earljr's irate phone swearers aren't as clever at phone swearing as I was when I was an irate phone-swearer. I have no idea what

mystical_chickn is talking about, except that it might have something to do with X-Men. There's a seagull outside

derspatchel's workplace. Cokey Jamal has made

garoux a very happy livejournaler.

lore_borealis isn't bringing the archery kit to her 10 year reunion, sadly. Toothpaste can reportedly be used as an antacid*.

roman_mclaze is making the Elvis Breakfast, which is cool because it was just Elvis Week.

alphadavenport made

laurenhat a picture of a squid in a hat.

granuaile has access to some real fine sausage, if you know what I mean.

samethreechords noted that they made UNO for XBox 360, which is why it's gonna win the Console Wars. I'm going to the Final Four next year.

There are reports of motherfucking snakes on a motherfucking plane. Updates available all weekend long, I'm sure.

* Do not actually use toothpaste as an antacid. I'll buy you some Tums. Really.