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Oh Mandy, well you came and you gave without takin, but I sent you away oooooh Mandy...

cabbagemedley finally likes the Scissor Sisters. It looked as if it was going to rain on

oldhubcap. A possessed building was menacing

fanghopper.

sarcasma was impressed that it was both Friday and September.

oldhubcap saw a beer truck, and took it as an omen. Some girls are moving in across the road from

tenlegspider.

nobeautyqueene will be offline for a while--so she won't read this.

clawdia got a sweet job offer.

phonemonkey wrote a drinking song.

derspatchel observed that "new shoes?" is perhaps the lamest pick-up line in existence.

crankyliberal lost her sandwich. Bucky Phillips is a bad bad man, which is why

fanghopper decided to hang out on the sofa instead of hunting him down and shooting him--besides, it was raining.

genarti is living in the lap of luxury, which is what happens when you play River Tam. Pluto made a strong push to be considered at the grown-up planets' table, according to

oldhubcap.

phonemonkey wrote a poem about death.

bigbrownhound's cat fell in the bathtub.

snowy_owlet slept for eleven hours.

hemlock_martini's vibrator goes to eleven. Coincidence?

thurdl01 watched Hercules and the Masked Rider

derspatchel quoted Thurber.

crankyliberal has 79% of Iowa in her.

nobeautyqueene is probably changing phone service providers. The Spammer threw a big robot dance party, then

derspatchel killed a centipede--just when I was thinking that the mushrooms in that game were metaphorical.

garoux didn't watch the MTV Music Awards, and neither did I.

thedarkpenguin made a vow not to post so often when drunk. Getting your wedding picture into The New York Times involves cleverly manipulating your eyebrows, according to

crankyliberal. She's also gotten half of her bar exam back.

bigbrownhound got "Elbow Room" stuck in her head.

piemancer marvelled at the electric soap.

roman_mclaze is gonna be an uncle.

esme454 was playin' with the webcam, and hearts Keith Olbermann.

crankyliberal made some nutmeg cookies, and started hallucinating.

tenlegspider was wondering if someone sent her a pun.

michoverde's life is too exciting for words.

piemancer had a mild oyster obsession.

derspatchel wondered aloud who put stinky cheese uncovered in the fridge (the correct answer is: my kids).

uncle_karl noted that Gina Torres is starting a new series.

mystical_chickn loves the '80s. Or at least parts of the '80s.

derspatchel posted links to video of slugs mating.

thedarkpenguin learned an important lesson in the completely random death of Steve Irwin.

cabbagemedley is going back to Salford--and is excited by toothbrushes. Not that way, perverts.

oldhubcap is packing for the big trip.

cheezdanish cleaned her desk.

bigbrownhound wondered if she's a cannibal.

thurdl01 is still watching crappy movies.

esme454 lamented the life of the zombie.

samethreechords noted that blockbuster was showing too much cockfight.

derspatchel related the touching Christmas story of the Italian and The Eel, you know the one where the italian sells her hair to buy a watch chain for her eel, and the eel sells his watch to buy a set of combs for the Italian, and it's all very ironic.

esme454 and James are back together.

tenlegspider trusts people in spite of herself.

alphadavenport's gonna get evicted if he doesn't stop taking in cats.

skatiemom wrote three open letters to a hurricane, unnamed neighbors, and a tea company.

esme454 loves her roommate.

nevah_entitar is so happy I could just puke.

garoux needed, and received, some encouragement.

oldhubcap made a city official happy.

daybreaker hit the beach.

sarcasma added the word "very" before every adjective in an essay.

earljr has mystery ramen.

mystical_chickn didn't have school the day after Labor Day.

meedja has never known anyone pee as much as Tim.

samethreechords really doesn't like donkey porn. No, really. The Wikipedian has joined The Spammer in an unholy alliance in

derspatchel's City of Villians universe.

thurdl01 was getting ready to watch Mitchell and Manos.

fanghopper reinacted the shinking of famous ships.

snowy_owlet ate sausages and made fruitcakes.

darkrow wants everyone to know that Shopenhauer was an utter fucking cock.

cheezdanish was a-makin some hummus.

redtheblue introduced us to Bobby Terrence.

laurenhat identified with the T-Rex in Dinosaur Comics. Japanese criminals are apparently trustworthy--as long as you leave 'em away from company--according to a game discovered by

redtheblue.

In the "Are those even words?" category, the Ukes are playing at Salford Quays, as reported by

cabbagemedley. She also did the fat acceptance rant.

esme454 saw an eaglehawk on the way to class.

fanghopper's hairdo didn't do.

oldhubcap lost his fair herring picture.

granuaile is taking up knitting and whatever the opposite of animal cruelty is as hobbies.

snowy_owlet is writing a book about people sneezing on each other in combat.

hemlock_martini is convinced that the technorapture is upon us.

mystical_chickn went to see Storm at Dante's--those are also words, but doesn't make much sense.

fanghopper is going to England and hasn't mentioned it at all.

hemlock_martini solicited help for Lea Hernandez.

mystical_chickn linked to a WIkipedia entry about hand gestures.

genarti plans on posting actual content someday.

clawdia got older.

michoverde enjoyed some Mexican Wine with a French Name.

janric should take option #2, as long as the pay difference isn't catastrophic.

nobeautyqueene is still pissed at Alltell.

derspatchel likes escalators.

spritelord can hear someone sleeping, thanks to the Curly Snore.

bigbrownhound reminds me that all the times I dropped my Memphis Zoo ticket stub into the "Panda Fucking" box have finally come to fruition. Now that it's not so frickin' hot,

skatiemom is free to enjoy sunrises.

mystical_chickn is officially rooting for Magni now. Can anyone enlighten me as to what the hell she's talking about?

clawdia's going apartment shopping, but not before linking to the old canturbury tale, "Serpentes on a Shippe."

roman_mclaze loves his rolly chair.

snowy_owlet's coworkers all dress like waiters at Cock of The Walk.

babs_the_nymph reminds us that public school students speak English about as well as non-native speakers (worse, in my experience--at least among some of 'em).

crankyliberal was caught in the middle of a pissing contest, one place I'm sure you Never Want to Be.

Did I mention that

derspatchel loves escalators? Well, he also loves the Brattle.

samethreechords thinks that "Next Time" should have been a soaring piano ballad, like "Mandy."

cabbagemedley is signing out for a while.

I'll be in Indianapolis most of next week, which may leave me no time to summarize, or lots of time to summarize.