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mystical_chickn ate about 15-20 baby kiwis.

fanghopper made rectum-pounding lasagna.

cabbagemedley couldn't sleep.

hemlock_martini took a boat trip.

spritelord played Gameboy.

cheezdanish got tickets to the vampire boob show.

derspatchel saw High Fidelity. No, the musical.

nevah_entitar weighed himself.

piemancer sat on a pumpkin.

littlemissloony fought with her ISP.

oldhubcap walked his dog, ~~Turnip~~ Pumpkin.

fanghopper went to the mall and created bear-life.

grendelyn had cat yack problems.

sarcasma sneezed.

crankyliberal was attacked by GIANT FLYING GRASSHOPPERS.

laurenhat couldn't get her iPod to work with her waptop.

snowy_owlet displayed her posterior to the whole office while retrieving lip balm.

derspatchel solicited for a new housemate.

fionnabhair_ii ate ice cream.

cabbagemedley got a new flat.

crankyliberal had her first hearing ever as a legal representative.

derspatchel got a flu shot. No report on the state of his ass.

roman_mclaze sister-sat.

crankliberal won her case, but consumed NO alcohol.

phonemonkey cooked dal. Ten years ago I had no idea what dal was.

nobeautyqueene tried to sell her house.

tenlegspider ordered her own cowboy boots.

crankyliberal quailified to be an honest-to-goodness lawyer.

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