You know you missed it.

[fancycwabs]

mystical_chickn ate about 15-20 baby kiwis. fanghopper made rectum-pounding lasagna. cabbagemedley couldn't sleep. hemlock_martini took a boat trip. spritelord played Gameboy. cheezdanish got tickets to the vampire boob show. derspatchel saw High Fidelity. No, the musical. nevah_entitar weighed himself. piemancer sat on a pumpkin. littlemissloony fought with her ISP. oldhubcap walked his dog, Turnip Pumpkin. fanghopper went to the mall and created bear-life. grendelyn had cat yack problems. sarcasma sneezed.

crankyliberal was attacked by GIANT FLYING GRASSHOPPERS. laurenhat couldn't get her iPod to work with her waptop. snowy_owlet displayed her posterior to the whole office while retrieving lip balm. derspatchel solicited for a new housemate. fionnabhair_ii ate ice cream. cabbagemedley got a new flat. crankyliberal had her first hearing ever as a legal representative.

derspatchel got a flu shot. No report on the state of his ass. roman_mclaze sister-sat. crankliberal won her case, but consumed NO alcohol. phonemonkey cooked dal. Ten years ago I had no idea what dal was. nobeautyqueene tried to sell her house. tenlegspider ordered her own cowboy boots.

crankyliberal quailified to be an honest-to-goodness lawyer.

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

When I was doing them before, I had a couple of rules: No memes included, and no locked posts. With those restrictions, it took over two hours to compress everything that everyone had posted in a week.

For this attempt, I only included posts where folks actually did something. And watching TV didn't count. And lo and behold, it took fifteen minutes.

Which only goes to show you. You people should get out more.

[luckimunki.livejournal.com]

Oh, I lock all my posts because a certain person who had no business looking through my journal found it, sent the link to my father, and had a little shit fit.