More notes from the future!

[fancycwabs]

It appears that I was mistaken about that the future holds, as in this part of the future, there are expectorating octopuses,

fancy bathroom instructions,

and Laser Lobsters.



(More photos on the flickr page)

In other news, fish skin is apparently an acceptable appetizer, and I've been handed several business cards this evening.

"You Want beautiful Young chinese girls for Massage and sex? Yes, that's What we have. We are providing Professional Massage service. Excellent quality Of our girls is guaranteed and fast delivery is our promise. We Will Assign girls according to your special requirements, your comfort, our Pleasure! Do not hesitate, call now!"

"All the beautiful teen-ager girls are from our massage centre. They Would offer you ther first Class service, we are waiting for you tonight we'll bring you the romance,com fort and cherishing."

Tomorrow--links to YouTube video with a strange pathos

Comments

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

If I do manage to get ahold of some closet pot, there is no way I'm going to flush it because a sign tells me to. End of story.

They assign girls according to their pleasure? I don't like the sound of that.

[bigbrownhound.livejournal.com]

The spitting octopus is AWESOME! And I agree with redtheblue on the closet pot, but I am concerned why this pot hasn't come out. There's no need to still be in the closet.

Did you yell "YIPE!" and throw the "business" cards down and stomp on them before running away?