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Message board discussion of "Popeye's Cajun Burrito"

Womb Raider: do they have these everywhere now? I hate to say it but I think popeyes has made a really bad decision here. although I haven't tried one.
bazooka joe: it's bad on principle.
carney: ????????
I'm scared. I LOVE popeyes, but sometimes they throw shit like this into the mix. Their Chicken Fried Steak is just sort of ok. The "new" chicken sandwich isn't as good as the old po boy style one. I stick to regular pieces (white meat please) and the tenders. I do like their mash potatoes and gravy and the dity rice, too.
Womb Raider: Chicken Fried Steak
WHAAAAA???? We don't have that here! Fuckers!
I think their red beans are the best non chicken or biscuit product on the menu, even though I think they give me digestive troubles.
the cajun burrito appears to just be chicken tenders and some sort of rice wrapped in a tortilla. fuck rice in a burrito.
bazooka joe: serious.
saint sarah: its red beans and rice in a jalapeno cheddar tortilla. As I gave up fast food for 2007, I wouldnt know how it is.
carney: fuck rice in a burrito
Amen brother.
Hadda Bad Day: red beans and rice in a jalapeno cheddar tortilla
that sounds delicious
bazooka joe: If you're a honkie.

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You lost me at "Womb Raider."

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Hm. Then this post probably won't please you at all...

Goner Message Board / Food & Drink / Fuck you two bitches at the Midtown Schnucks meat dept.
Author: Uncle Spatula
Message: I swear to God, I've never come across a more not giving a fuck, shit ass couple of people. I get it, you hate your job. Don't take the shit out on me. I fucking hate the M-town Schnucks.

Substitute MBTA in the appropriate places, and make it, you know, well-written and cynically amusing, and he could be related to you!