Mr. Hats, that's the name, that name again is Mr. Hats.

[fancycwabs]

After work today I'm supposed to meet Mrs. Cwabs at Mr. Hats to pick out a hat to wear as Nathan Detroit. I asked her if I could instead pick out a hat from here, or here (lots of interesting options there). I don't think she's gonna go for it.

Wearing a hat is often a losing proposition for me, on account of my giant head full of brains, or perhaps an extra-thick skull, sized 7 7/8. When I put on a normal sized hat, I resemble Oliver Hardy, or perhaps J. Wellington Wimpy. Besides, hats impede thermal transfer from my supercooled overclocked brain and cause poor thinking.

Anyway, pictures when I finally decide what hat to get. Maybe pictures beforehand to let the internet at large decide for me.

Comments

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

As 95% of hats make me look extremely goofy, I doubt if I'd ever actually buy one online. Unless goofy was the aim. Although at those prices, it might do to shop in the real world and buy in the virtual one.