This will make playtime the best!

[fancycwabs]

Wal-Mart to sell religious action figures

"Take that, Superman!"
"Oh no! Doomsday's killed Superman!"
"Wait! Here comes Jesus!"
"Why do you weep, Lois? Superman isn't dead, he merely sleeps!"
"Jesus raised Superman from the dead! Hooray!"
"Using Jesus is CHEATING Billy! I don't want to play with you anymore."

Comments

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

You mean these will be better than the Canadian History action figures? Better than Sir John A MacDonald complete with complimentary brown book-thing-attachment??