This will make playtime the best!

[fancycwabs]

Wal-Mart to sell religious action figures

"Take that, Superman!"
"Oh no! Doomsday's killed Superman!"
"Wait! Here comes Jesus!"
"Why do you weep, Lois? Superman isn't dead, he merely sleeps!"
"Jesus raised Superman from the dead! Hooray!"
"Using Jesus is CHEATING Billy! I don't want to play with you anymore."

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[bigbrownhound.livejournal.com]

I predict that they will be pulled off the shelves quickly.

When my little ones were little-er I often wondered why they didn't make toy Baby Jesuses. I found my answer when the littlest named one of her babies Jesus. Doomed to hell at a very young age.