You can't tie ladies to railroad tracks without one.

[fancycwabs]

I have determined that Petruchio will have a proper mustache, but am having a time finding mustache wax. I'm not in the mood to pay $7 to ship a $0.99 tube of mustache wax over the internets, so I'm wondering if any of you gentlemen might have had call to grow a magnificent handlebar over the years, and could provide advice. Should I just use hair gel?

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[piemancer]

I thought you knew Lord Whimsy.
http://www.lordwhimsy.com/trifles/tutorials.html
The stuff on ladyticklers is at the bottom.

Anyhow, I read that this-one-guy-on-the-internet says beeswax and vaseline will work.
http://www.handlebarclub.co.uk/wax/diy.htm
There are also fancier recipies that call for things like powdered gum arabic.

As a lady of refined sensibilities, i would advise against hair gel. But then, as a lady, i do not have any facial hair, so i don't have any personal experience.

I'm trying to get the cutie to grow a handlebar.So far, he is resisting my efforts.