You can't tie ladies to railroad tracks without one.

[fancycwabs]

I have determined that Petruchio will have a proper mustache, but am having a time finding mustache wax. I'm not in the mood to pay $7 to ship a $0.99 tube of mustache wax over the internets, so I'm wondering if any of you gentlemen might have had call to grow a magnificent handlebar over the years, and could provide advice. Should I just use hair gel?

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[loree-borealis.livejournal.com]

Ear wax!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

If I groom my mustache with earwax, will you and Loree promise to make up for all the kisses Mrs. Cwabs will refuse to bestow on me in the interim?