You can't tie ladies to railroad tracks without one.

[fancycwabs]

I have determined that Petruchio will have a proper mustache, but am having a time finding mustache wax. I'm not in the mood to pay $7 to ship a $0.99 tube of mustache wax over the internets, so I'm wondering if any of you gentlemen might have had call to grow a magnificent handlebar over the years, and could provide advice. Should I just use hair gel?

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[bigbrownhound.livejournal.com]

But, I always thought handlebar mustaches were kept in place with bogies.