The evidence that my wife may be cheating.

1. Since October, she's "crashed" somewhere other than home over a dozen times. Prior to that, she might have done so once or twice in six and a half years.

2. During the entire run of A Christmas Carol, she made a point of giving a ride to one particular cast member. This is the suspected other party.

3. On a whim, I picked up her cell phone and starred looking at her text messages one evening. I caught a glimpse of something explicit from this other party just before she came into the bedroom, saw me with her phone, and threw a glass of water on me while she wrestled the phone away.

4. Once a few weeks ago, her phone inadvertently called me as she was driving down the road with the other party. I overheard her refer to the other party as "my darling" during an otherwise nondescript conversation.

5. She charged several hundred (if not thousand) dollars taking the other party out for dinner and/or drinks over a three-month period.

6. She has purchased a ticket to Burning Man, an event she intends to attend with the other party.

7. On a number of occasions, she's shown up to events for us with the other party in tow, arm in arm.

8. In her bio for Anything Goes, she duscusses her eternal love for someone going by the name of "primrose." In the other party's bio, she talks about loving to "fall asleep in the arms of her beautiful Lily of the Valley."

The evidence against:

1. She says she isn't cheating.
2. She hasn't moved out. Completely.