Update on mustache

[fancycwabs]

Because I've received so many emails telling me that there is no way to really please a woman without a large one, I thought I'd update folks on the state of my mustache.

It's not quite Dali-esque, but I might approach it by the time we have an audience next week:


I've also created the rarely-seen and even-more-rarely documented inverted handlebar:


I was going to see if I could use Photoshop express to make the mustaches different colors, but alas, it is not to be.

Comments

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

When I was forced to play a male soldier in Pinocchio in 5th grade, (to my everlasting horror and disgust - I wanted to be the blue fairy, dammit) I had a glue-on moustache which was very similar to what you are sporting there.