Update on mustache

[fancycwabs]

Because I've received so many emails telling me that there is no way to really please a woman without a large one, I thought I'd update folks on the state of my mustache.

It's not quite Dali-esque, but I might approach it by the time we have an audience next week:


I've also created the rarely-seen and even-more-rarely documented inverted handlebar:


I was going to see if I could use Photoshop express to make the mustaches different colors, but alas, it is not to be.

Comments

[atothek.livejournal.com]

Hot. And dastardly!

[hatgrlstargazer.livejournal.com]

Very impressive.

[esme454.livejournal.com]

Go with black and add some wax, so you can be Poirot

[mybadhairlife.livejournal.com]

When I was forced to play a male soldier in Pinocchio in 5th grade, (to my everlasting horror and disgust - I wanted to be the blue fairy, dammit) I had a glue-on moustache which was very similar to what you are sporting there.

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you got some 'stache wax for that bad boy!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Without wax, the moustache resembles nothing so much as a hairbrush, or an especially furry mouse, which explains why the cat tries to attack it in the middle of the night.

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Also, please tell me you're going to buy and wear one of those terribly tacky T-shirts that say "Mustache Rides 5¢".

[acsumama.livejournal.com]

I wish I could grow a moustache like that.

[michoverde.livejournal.com]

Such a mighty moustache! I am in awe.

[piemancer]

Your ladytickler does make me blush, sir!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

I guess you really can please the ladies if you have a large one!

[oldhubcap.livejournal.com]

Nice.