Update on mustache

[fancycwabs]

Because I've received so many emails telling me that there is no way to really please a woman without a large one, I thought I'd update folks on the state of my mustache.

It's not quite Dali-esque, but I might approach it by the time we have an audience next week:


I've also created the rarely-seen and even-more-rarely documented inverted handlebar:


I was going to see if I could use Photoshop express to make the mustaches different colors, but alas, it is not to be.

Comments

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Please tell me you got some 'stache wax for that bad boy!

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

Without wax, the moustache resembles nothing so much as a hairbrush, or an especially furry mouse, which explains why the cat tries to attack it in the middle of the night.

[mschilepepper.livejournal.com]

Also, please tell me you're going to buy and wear one of those terribly tacky T-shirts that say "Mustache Rides 5¢".