Walking by the pharmacy counter with a cameraphone.

[fancycwabs]

I know what someone's getting in their Christmas Stocking this year...


Edit: I especially like that the third descriptive selling phrase is "Pleasant Scent." Because you don't want your butt to smell bad.

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[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

I'll pay postage if you send me the chamber of commerce literature for your hometown. Is there an annual Parade of Butt Paste?