Walking by the pharmacy counter with a cameraphone.

[fancycwabs]

I know what someone's getting in their Christmas Stocking this year...


Edit: I especially like that the third descriptive selling phrase is "Pleasant Scent." Because you don't want your butt to smell bad.

Comments

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

From the makers of Krazy Glue.

[daybreaker.livejournal.com]

A great product from my hometown. I went to school with the son of the pharmacist who created this, from 2nd grade through high school. Boudreaux's pharmacy is right down the street from my house.

[redtheblue.livejournal.com]

I'll pay postage if you send me the chamber of commerce literature for your hometown. Is there an annual Parade of Butt Paste?

[aliiyf.livejournal.com]

Laugh all you want, but that stuff works wonders on diaper rash.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA! Butt Paste!

"Mrs. Cavanaugh had managed to pull a sizable fortune from her late husband's sizable butt (continued on next page)


paste empire, and was living the dream life she'd always wanted. The neighbors continued to stare and whisper, however."