Walking by the pharmacy counter with a cameraphone.

[fancycwabs]

I know what someone's getting in their Christmas Stocking this year...


Edit: I especially like that the third descriptive selling phrase is "Pleasant Scent." Because you don't want your butt to smell bad.

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[aliiyf.livejournal.com]

Laugh all you want, but that stuff works wonders on diaper rash.

[fancycwabs.livejournal.com]

HA HA HA! Butt Paste!

"Mrs. Cavanaugh had managed to pull a sizable fortune from her late husband's sizable butt (continued on next page)


paste empire, and was living the dream life she'd always wanted. The neighbors continued to stare and whisper, however."