The thing I wish would return:

[fancycwabs]

alphadavenport's love of Doritos 3Ds put me in mind of the primary food item that I would love to see return: Jolly Ranchers Freeze Pops. Like ordinary freeze pops, or Otter Pops or what have you, but tasted just like Jolly Ranchers. These were so short-lived and rare that you can barely find mention of them on the internets today, and for a short while after they were gone, I thought I'd imagined them in a fever dream.

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[bigbrownhound.livejournal.com]

I never tried Doritos 3D. But I did love me some Jolly Rancher's freeze pops. Of course, you bought me my first box. I loved the way the green ones made me cough! I also like how I could have, say 20 of them and still feel like I was not cheating on my diet.

I am still not very happy about triaminic pulling their cough suppresent patches. They were the only thing that'd work on the little one's robotic metal against metal sounding cough! Triaminic says that too many kids were eating them and having seizures. Stupid kids! Don't eat the patches! Now, they've ruined it for EVERYBODY!

Ooo, there's a Goddard College ad here on the side, is that a place where rich 18 year olds can go and beat each other up and not learn anything, much like the Goddard preschool?